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They say the forecast for Impeachment Day is sunny and pink!

we had a spot of bother in the tube today.

Wot's a clit boner?

i was a tad miffed that a twee poncer nearly stepped on Noodle the other day on King's Road. We were out for a bit of giggle when this dodgy Guvner in a ginger mac stepped out of the Tube acting all flash for some posh dolly.
"Mind the gap, lad," a bloke implored the wanker, saving my Noodle from a spot of bother.
i had to run to the bog afterwards to spill my guts. (i nearly did a cack in my knickers.)
It was near the vicker's pub by the council flat that Lolly moved into.
i stopped over & we watched a dandy episode ov Jellybean Jungle to pump up our grey matter.
Cheeky.

That spotty bugger with the flash fringe snagged a rentboy in a councilflat next door to the posh eatery on King's Cross.
He nicked the bloke's smart mack & had a spot of bother in the tube station when he didn't mind the gap.
i believe the chap's moniker wuz Mingy Stingy.

Sluggo called Noodle a dodgy ponce for sliming his ginger trousers.
Then Lolly tried to scupper me, claiming that Kimmy shagged Sluggo after he showed her his axe which "fell off a lorry."
i wuz well chuffed...
Oi.

They say Mister Ween has an extra small weenie.

Blink 182 are fab. Except for that boy with the fanny pack.

i almost like 'em as much as Michelle Branch.

Today i learned who Mister Mean is.

Mum got in an argument with Pammy this Christmas.
It was something awful.
The Vicker got his knickers in a bunch and Noodle was constipated.

Nuthing is funner than being special!

A spotty bugger in ginger trousers tried to nick a posh bird's mac while i was on que with Sluggo.
He had a bit of a giggle at her spot of bother which i thought a bit dodgy, so when the bloke ran by, i put my leg out and he tripped & fell.
Oi.

Tina and i went to Bond Street with Lolly and got knackered.
Afterwards we went for a ruby murray, then i found a dog and bone and rang up Sluggo.
He was being randy which i thought was a spot of bother so i hung up and took the tube home proper.
On the way back a bloke asked me for a fag.
Oi. i was well chuffed.

robby's a bit of a wanker, dontcha think?

Rev Jen is recovering from an AWFUL beating she took from Masked Scorpion.
The good news is, she won her tag team match against the Gay Cabbelleros.
Her partner Pebbles is said to be smashing, too!

Had a bit of a giggle in my jumpers, mates.

Skippy sez hi.

Happy Holidays, luvs.

There's nothing lower than a shunner.

i told Taffy about Missy's gooey butter cake!

Keroppi is a bit goggle-eyed.
And Badtz Maru is a bit of a bad ass.
It's just my opinion.